There's some truth to this...
IF… The local P.D. has your cell number on speed dial…
you might have four kids.
IF… a restaurant manager has ever suggested that “all you can eat” is JUST a marketing ploy… you might have four kids.
IF… The Center for Disease Control has ever isolated research specimens from your bathroom… you might have four kids.
IF… You’ve ever received a holiday gift basket from your pediatrician… you might have four kids.
IF… Any of your pets have been diagnosed with a nervous disorder… you might have four kids.
IF… An innocent game of truth or dare results in a hostile visit from a neighbor... you might have four kids.
IF… the same neighbor quit seeing the fertility doctor… you might have four kids (I felt a little bad about that one).
IF… Your bathroom experience doubles as “quiet time in the library”… you might have four kids.
IF… Your renter’s insurance costs more than the rent…
you might have four kids.
IF… The local P.D. has your cell number on speed dial…
you might have four kids.
IF… a restaurant manager has ever suggested that “all you can eat” is JUST a marketing ploy… you might have four kids.
IF… The Center for Disease Control has ever isolated research specimens from your bathroom… you might have four kids.
IF… You’ve ever received a holiday gift basket from your pediatrician… you might have four kids.
IF… Any of your pets have been diagnosed with a nervous disorder… you might have four kids.
IF… An innocent game of truth or dare results in a hostile visit from a neighbor... you might have four kids.
IF… the same neighbor quit seeing the fertility doctor… you might have four kids (I felt a little bad about that one).
IF… Your bathroom experience doubles as “quiet time in the library”… you might have four kids.
IF… Your renter’s insurance costs more than the rent…
you might have four kids.
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